zombietonbo:

gross, dumb people in hoodies  (◡‿◡✿)

zombietonbo:

gross, dumb people in hoodies  (◡‿◡✿)






lnfamy:

hey guys just reminding you all of how pretty i am just in case you forgot or haven’t thought about it today






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via shiisa
(c) rjdaae

# cool

rjdaae:

Ancient Greek black figure pottery-inspired nails, featuring Theseus facing the Minotaur on one hand, and Oedipus pondering the riddle of the Sphinx on the other. Matte finish for an extra pottery-ish look!






mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.






inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel






» posted 20 hours ago

# spiderfail
In my neck of the woods it’s just pot brownies. We don’t do subtlety well here.

We like the razzle-dazzle, I guess.






Is that still what the kids are calling them these days? Magic brownies?






are2:

Cartoon: printed 2002 // Photo: taken April, 6 2014 // Art becomes life






» posted 20 hours ago

# spiderfail
it’s a universal thing your friends are losers

Well, YEAH, but. I’m a bit concerned now. What if someone offers them magic brownies and they think that ‘magic’ just means that the brownies taste really good? Or have sprinkles or something idk I think I should talk to them.






Literally none of my friends knew what 420 meant before I told them. I thought it was a universal thing? But the other day at 4:20pm I joked “420, blaze it” and my friend was confused???